00:23, 19/06/2024 – In bed, still. I should make my datetime formats consistent. Hi! It’s been a while. It’s been a long while. Nearly a year! I’m really sorry. I really, really am. You’re the second closest thing I have to someone who I can talk to, and I’ve sort of just left you here…

23:58 – 18/06/2024 – In bed, again. It’s been so long! Hi! It’s almost been a year. I am very sorry. I assure you, not all that much has happened in the meantime. Or, er, well, maybe a lot has. But it certainly doesn’t feel like it. Maybe I’m getting old. A lot of the…